Things Singaporeans love: Rudeness

Singaporeans have a shared penchant for rudeness. Sparing a thought for others' feelings is viewed as a sign of immaturity in Singaporean society.

They speak in a rude tone. Their language is rude. Their body language is rude. Their facial expressions are rude. They act in the rudest manner. They are culturally rude.

There will never be someone who simply smiles at you to greet you or say 'Hello how are you?' to you on the street. If there is, you can bet he is not a Singaporean. Or perhaps, a stranger who passes you some extra food or offers a helping hand with your heavy bag.

Things Singaporeans love: Avoiding eye contact

Like all thieves, crooks and twisted humans, be it a gangster from Compton or a thief from Zimbabwe, Singaporeans love to avoid eye contact.

And don't forget, Singaporeans are the most depressed in the world (Gallup survey). It is well-known that depressed people avoid eye contact as well.

It is common to talk to someone who avoids all eye contact. People avoid eye contact in daily lives and interacting with 'people' brings a chill to your heart.

People by default pretend to sleep on buses and trains so as to avoid any interaction (including eye contact) with others.  They then 'wake up' just when their station name is blasted on the speakers.

Would you want to live in such a twisted, lifeless and cold society with no positivity between people?

Things Singaporeans like: Arrogance and Face

Ask anyone who has dealt with Singaporeans, and they will tell you how arrogant Singaporeans are.

Walking on the streets of Singapore, it is easy to observe the arrogance on display, on each face of each Singaporean.

People do not give way to each other, instead, they deliberately bump into others just to 'show them who is the boss'.

In the toilets, they squat on toilet seats with their shoes on, and then place their shoes on the wall as they clean their bottoms.

In the lifts, they press the lift close button whenever they see someone approach.

On the roads, they would run you over three times if you are on a bicycle.

In the trains, they are so selfish they rush into the trains without even giving others a chance to exit. As a matter of fact, train stations even run advertisements in train stations to tell people to let others get off the train before entering it. This is someone a 5 year old in other parts of the world does automatically.

If you are a male, and you walk near a Singaporean woman who is taller than you, you can be sure that 9 out of 10 times, she will look down on you and refuse to give way to you.

If you are walking on the streets, you can be sure that cyclists will cycle on footpaths and edge dangerously close to you.

Oh yes, how can I forget, shitting and urinating in swimming pools is also a favourite pasttime of Singaporeans as well!

Things Singaporeans like: Malnutrition and poor nutrition

In continuing their tradition of the Medusa stare (or perhaps the Medusa touch), Singaporeans (and Asians) have managed to fucked up nutrition till beyond repair.

Singaporeans do not eat food according to calories, vitamins and mineral needs. No. They eat food according to 'heatiness' and 'coldness'. Basically, in their culture, all food is either heaty or cold. Heaty food are normally those with high oil content and cold or cooling food is basically those with lesser oil content.

Eat too much heaty food and you become too heaty and you will develop fevers, sore throats and pimples.

Eat too much cold food and you will develop sore throats, colds, and fevers.

Oh wait! What?

Yes. So you are always either 'heaty' or 'cold' and hence always sick in Singaporean culture.

Singaporean food (lunch and dinner) comprises rice along with a small bowl of vegetables and if you are lucky, a few strands of meat. Breakfast is normally two slices of bread with kaya (sweet gel) or peanut butter. Calories wise, this comes up to 1600 or so per day, far below the 2500-3000 calories a normal male needs.

White rice is high in GI, as high as sugar water, and causes a carbohydrates crash just two hours or so after ingestion.


The diet is one that promotes malnutrition, and poor health.

Some say 'you are what you eat' and it is no wonder Singaporeans are loons.

Singapore -- least emotional and least happy in the world.

A reputable survey company called Gallup recently did a global poll and found Singaporeans to be the least emotional and least happy in the world.


Gallup's poll placed Singapore at the top of the list of countries where fewest adults experienced positive emotions and Singaporeans are less happy than worn torn countries such as the Iraqi, Yemeni, Afghans and Haitians.

It doesn't take much to verify this. Get off a plane and talk to the locals and observe their behaviour in Singapore and within 15 minutes you will probably never want to return for life.

Things Singaporeans like: Queuing

Singaporeans view something with a queue as something desirable to be gained. This is of course illogical, as with most things in the loony bin that is Asia. A food stall with a queue must be serving good food and hence they join the queue like sheep. Could it be that they are slow in preparing their food? Or that the food doesn't suit your taste? Yes.

So they would queue up for anything. Including an hour for a four dollar ice cream.

Things Singaporeans love: In a Chart

Here are the things Singaporeans love in a chart. It is basically the opposite of the chart above. The things Singaporeans love in terms of priority from most to least are:

1.Wealth
2.Devout (to their religions or ancestor worship)
3.Spiritual life (most believe in spirits and ghosts)
4.Social recognition (probably as high as 2)
5.Exciting life
6. Successful
7. Clean (many are germaphobes)
8. National Security (Dictatorships normally spend a lot of money preparing for wars)


The things Singaporeans absolutely detest in order of most to least importance are:

1.Politeness (Singaporeans and most Asians detest this the most)
2.A world at peace (Asians even fight in parliaments, what do you think?)
3. Honest (Honesty is frowned upon and is viewed as being stupid. The Asians think, why would one be honest unless there is money or something to be gained?)
4. Equality (In Asian culture, they insist that one must be ranked according to his/her height, wealth, looks, age, and everything)
5. Social justice
6. True friendship (Singaporeans and most Asians detest this. Try walking up to someone on the street and saying hi and chatting with them and see the reactions you get. People you meet often promise to stay in touch)
Protecting the environment
Freedom
Meaning in life
Enjoying life
Wisdom
Broadminded
Helpful
Creativity